2016-2017 Winning Entries

  • September 2016

    9/12 - 9/16   "As rough as this year's presidential debate."

    9/19 - 9/23   "To eat like Americans on Super Bowl Sunday."

    9/26 - 9/30   "As crazy as Bills fans on opening day."  

    October 2016

    10/3 - 10/7  "To speak like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets while making food." 

    10/10 - 10/14   "As far-fetched as the Browns making the Super Bowl."

    10/17- 10/21   "To exaggerate like Tom Brady when he lost the Super Bowl."

    10/24 - 10/28    "As secretive as Santa when he sees you have been naughty or nice."

    10/31 - 11/4   "To think like a kid writing a Christmas list."

    November 2016

    11/7 - 11/10  "As surprising as Mr. Kanick going to the barber shop and getting a haircut."

    11/14 - 11/18   "To compete like students racing to their locker after ninth period."

    11/21 - 12/2   "As annoying as people putting up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving." 

    December 2016

    12/5 - 12/9   "To prepare like the elves in Santa's workshop on Christmas Eve."

    12/12 - 12/16   "As urgent as a hockey player on a break away." 

    12/19- 12/23   "To smile like a parent when they see their child laughing." 

    January 2017

    1/3-1/20    "As strict as my mom when we are about to have company."

    1/23 -1/27   "To brag like someone who made up approximately ninety percent of what they are saying just to keep talking."

    1/30 - 2/3   "As loud as construction workers at 6:00 AM on a Saturday."

    February 2017

    2/6 - 2/10   "To run like you just had a bean burrito and have to go to the bathroom." 

    2/13 - 2/17   "As shocking as when the cafeteria is quiet when the light go off." 

    2/27 - 3/3   "To cry like someone in anime shows when waterfalls literally come out of their eyes."

    March 2017

    3/6 - 3/10   "As important as lunch when you forget to do your homework in study hall."

    3/13 - 3/17   "To learn like an old dog getting taught new tricks." 

    3/20 - 3/24   "As defiant as taking an extra long time in the bathroom when you know someone is waiting."

    3/27 - 3/31   "To dance like you really have to go to the bathroom while waiting in a long line."

    April 2017

    4/3 - 4/7   "As lazy as students first period on a Monday."

    4/17 - 4/21   "To cheer like students when they have an entire week off." 

    4/24 - 4/28   "As useless as arguing with your parents."

    May 2017

    5/1 - 5/5   "To celebrate like people in Time Square on New Year's." 

    5/8 - 5/12   "As unexpected as Jokester Joe's jokes."

    5/15 - 5/19   "To trick like the 'too slow' high five."

    5/22 - 5/26   "As fascinating as the guy who mows the lawn out the window."