2016-2017 Winning Entries
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September 2016
9/12 - 9/16 "As rough as this year's presidential debate."
9/19 - 9/23 "To eat like Americans on Super Bowl Sunday."
9/26 - 9/30 "As crazy as Bills fans on opening day."
October 2016
10/3 - 10/7 "To speak like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets while making food."
10/10 - 10/14 "As far-fetched as the Browns making the Super Bowl."
10/17- 10/21 "To exaggerate like Tom Brady when he lost the Super Bowl."10/24 - 10/28 "As secretive as Santa when he sees you have been naughty or nice."10/31 - 11/4 "To think like a kid writing a Christmas list."November 2016
11/7 - 11/10 "As surprising as Mr. Kanick going to the barber shop and getting a haircut."
11/14 - 11/18 "To compete like students racing to their locker after ninth period."11/21 - 12/2 "As annoying as people putting up Christmas lights before Thanksgiving."December 2016
12/5 - 12/9 "To prepare like the elves in Santa's workshop on Christmas Eve."
12/12 - 12/16 "As urgent as a hockey player on a break away."12/19- 12/23 "To smile like a parent when they see their child laughing."January 2017
1/3-1/20 "As strict as my mom when we are about to have company."
1/23 -1/27 "To brag like someone who made up approximately ninety percent of what they are saying just to keep talking."
1/30 - 2/3 "As loud as construction workers at 6:00 AM on a Saturday."
February 2017
2/6 - 2/10 "To run like you just had a bean burrito and have to go to the bathroom."2/13 - 2/17 "As shocking as when the cafeteria is quiet when the light go off."2/27 - 3/3 "To cry like someone in anime shows when waterfalls literally come out of their eyes."March 2017
3/6 - 3/10 "As important as lunch when you forget to do your homework in study hall."
3/13 - 3/17 "To learn like an old dog getting taught new tricks."
3/20 - 3/24 "As defiant as taking an extra long time in the bathroom when you know someone is waiting."
3/27 - 3/31 "To dance like you really have to go to the bathroom while waiting in a long line."
April 2017
4/3 - 4/7 "As lazy as students first period on a Monday."
4/17 - 4/21 "To cheer like students when they have an entire week off."
4/24 - 4/28 "As useless as arguing with your parents."
May 2017
5/1 - 5/5 "To celebrate like people in Time Square on New Year's."5/8 - 5/12 "As unexpected as Jokester Joe's jokes."5/15 - 5/19 "To trick like the 'too slow' high five."5/22 - 5/26 "As fascinating as the guy who mows the lawn out the window."
