2006-2007 Winning Entries
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September 2006
9/11- 9/15 "As rough as eating toast with a sore throat and nothing to drink."
9/18- 9/22 "To eat like a sumo wrestler trying to move up a weight class."
9/25 - 9/29 "As crazy as wearing a Red Sox hat to Yankee Stadium."
October 2006
10/2 - 10/6 "To speak like a dentist's patient after being injected with novocaine."
10/9 - 10/13 "As far-fetched as Mr. Kanick serving in the Canadian military."
10/23 - 10/27 "To exaggerate like the weather people did about our 'little snowfall.'"
10-30 - 11/3 "As secretive as the real ingredients out school puts into turkey slop."
November 2006
11/6 - 11/9 "To think like a monkey trying to open a banana for the first time."
11/13 - 11/17 "As surprising as Mr. Kanick suffocating his own piggies."
11/27 - 12/1 "To compete like Mr. Kanick to be the first person in the lunch line on the day they serve turkey slop."
December 2006
12/4 - 12/8 "As annoying as someone singing a song you just got out of your head."
12/11 - 12/15 "To prepare like the bus is coming around the corner and you're just crawling out of bed."
12/18 - 12/22 "As urgent as kids are on Christmas Day, waking up at 3:00 a.m. to open present."
January 2007
1/2 - 1/5 "To smile like seeing your dad for the first time after three years of fighting the war in Iraq."
1/8 - 1/12 "As strict as a general on the first day of boot camp."
1/16 - 1/19 "To brag like Mrs. Aguglia when she finds proof, for Mr. Kanick, that she has friends."
1/22 - 1/26 "As loud as Mr. Kirby when he laughs at his own joke that nobody gets."
1/29 - 2/2 "To run like Mr. Kanick from a turkey out for revenge."
February 2007
2/5 - 2/9 "As shocking as the temperature turning to 80 degrees during the winter in Buffalo."
2/26 - 3/2 "To sleep like you ate a whole turkey on Thanksgiving."
March 2007
3/5 - 3/9 "As important as writing your name on your underwear when you go to camp."
3/12 - 3/16 "To laugh like Mr. Kirby at his Korny Kirby jokes."
3/19 - 3/23 "As sweet as not having to hear Mrs. Aguglia and Mr. Kanick bicker anymore."
3/26 - 3/30 "To act like Jonas when he saw the tape of the real release."
April 2007
4/2 - 4/5 "As defiant as a little kid climbing on the counter and the fridge to get the cookie jar before mommy sees him."
4/16 - 4/20 "To dance like a barefoot little kid on blacktop during the summer."
4/23 - 4/27 "As lazy as the people who don't even bother to enter the Great American Simile Contest."
4/30 - 5/4 "To cheer like the entire city of Buffalo when the Sabres win the Stanley Cup."
May 2007
5/7 - 5/11 "As useless as turkey slop on a snow day."
5/14 - 5/18 "To celebrate like all of team 7B when it has just been announced that there will be a turkey slop party."
5/21 - 5/25 "As unexpected as the Kool-Aid man busting through your wall and screaming, 'Oh, yeah!'"
5/29 - 6/1 "To trick like someone who steals Mr. Kanick's lunch calendar and tells him that the school is having turkey slop when it's really a half day."
