2007-2008 Winning Entries


  • September 2007

    9/10 - 9/14  
    "As determined as a fanatic to get the new Harry Potter book."

    9/17 - 9/21  "To scream like a group of girls at an Elvis concert."

    9/24 - 9/28  "As treacherous as getting a nose bleed when you're scuba diving with sharks."

    October 2007

    10/1 - 10/5   "To feign like saying you hate turkey slop."

    10/8 - 10/12   "As easy as finding a Sabres fan in Buffalo."

    10/15 - 10/19   "To freak-out like Mr. Kanick and Mrs. Aguglia when they find out the horrible truth...they are TWINS!"

    10/22 - 10/26   "As spontaneous as Mr. Kanick liking Canadians."

    10/29 - 11/2   "To argue like an old lady in a cookie shop trying to order a turkey sub."

    November 2007

    11/5 - 11/9  "As evil as Janene stealing all of Mr. Kanick's left shoes, forcing him to walk in circles."

    11/19 - 11/30  "To haunt like a turkey after Thanksgiving dinner."

    December 2007

    12/3 - 12/7   "As fragile as Mrs. Aguglia when you tell her she can't sing."

    12/10 - 12/14  "To cringe like the Patriots when they just lost to Miami."

    12/17 - 12/21  "As idiotic as wearing a swimsuit to the Ice Bowl."

    January 2008

    1/7 - 1/11   "To cry like middle aged women while watching a sappy love story."

    1/14 - 1/18  "As confused as six eighth graders trying to cover Frank's social textbook."

    1/22 - 1/25  "To ruin like a PS3 when someone kicks it."

    1/28 - 2/1  "As embarrassing as trying on pants that are too small, at Hot Topic, when your mom comes in to help take them off."

    February 2008

    2/4 - 2/8   "To frustrate like Mr. Colombo when no one in his first period class answers his questions."

    2/11 - 2/15  "As fascinating as how turkey slop is made."

    2/25 - 2/29  "To struggle like trying to get the last  bit of peanut butter out of the jar."

    March 2008

    3/3 - 3/7   "As confident as Kanick in a turkey slop eating contest."

    3/10 - 3/14   "To disappear like CJ's CD when it hits stores."

    3/17 - 3/20  "As creepy as seeing teachers outside of school."

    April 2008

    4/7 - 4/11   "To whine like everyone in our cafeteria when Mr. Pava says that we have a quiet lunch."

    4/21 - 4/25   "As unfortunate as Mr. Kanick forgetting yesterday was turkey slop day."

    4/28 - 5/2  "To sweat like a student right before a test they didn't study for."

    May 2008

    5/5 - 5/9   "As lucky as someone tripping and falling, then finding a $1,000 bill."

    5/12 - 5/16   "To agitate like Mr. Kanick making his entire homeroom writes a simile entry."

    5/19 - 5/23  "As awkward as Mr. Kirby saying, 'I'm with child.'"

    5/27 - 5/30   "To lie like Mrs. Mancuso saying that she is pregnant to cover the fact that she's just eating a lot."