September 2007

9/10 - 9/14   "As determined as a fanatic to get the new Harry Potter book."

9/17 - 9/21  "To scream like a group of girls at an Elvis concert."

9/24 - 9/28  "As treacherous as getting a nose bleed when you're scuba diving with sharks."

October 2007

10/1 - 10/5   "To feign like saying you hate turkey slop."

10/8 - 10/12   "As easy as finding a Sabres fan in Buffalo."

10/15 - 10/19   "To freak-out like Mr. Kanick and Mrs. Aguglia when they find out the horrible truth...they are TWINS!"

10/22 - 10/26   "As spontaneous as Mr. Kanick liking Canadians."

10/29 - 11/2   "To argue like an old lady in a cookie shop trying to order a turkey sub."

November 2007

11/5 - 11/9  "As evil as Janene stealing all of Mr. Kanick's left shoes, forcing him to walk in circles."

11/19 - 11/30  "To haunt like a turkey after Thanksgiving dinner."

December 2007

12/3 - 12/7   "As fragile as Mrs. Aguglia when you tell her she can't sing."

12/10 - 12/14  "To cringe like the Patriots when they just lost to Miami."

1/7 - 1/11   "To cry like middle aged women while watching a sappy love story."

1/14 - 1/18  "As confused as six eighth graders trying to cover Frank's social textbook."

1/22 - 1/25  "To ruin like a PS3 when someone kicks it."

1/28 - 2/1  "As embarrassing as trying on pants that are too small, at Hot Topic, when your mom comes in to help take them off."

February 2008

2/4 - 2/8   "To frustrate like Mr. Colombo when no one in his first period class answers his questions."

2/11 - 2/15  "As fascinating as how turkey slop is made."

2/25 - 2/29  "To struggle like trying to get the last  bit of peanut butter out of the jar."

March 2008

3/3 - 3/7   "As confident as Kanick in a turkey slop eating contest."

3/10 - 3/14   "To disappear like CJ's CD when it hits stores."

4/7 - 4/11   "To whine like everyone in our cafeteria when Mr. Pava says that we have a quiet lunch."

4/21 - 4/25   "As unfortunate as Mr. Kanick forgetting yesterday was turkey slop day."

4/28 - 5/2  "To sweat like a student right before a test they didn't study for."

5/5 - 5/9   "As lucky as someone tripping and falling, then finding a $1,000 bill."

5/12 - 5/16   "To agitate like Mr. Kanick making his entire homeroom writes a simile entry."

5/19 - 5/23  "As awkward as Mr. Kirby saying, 'I'm with child.'"

5/27 - 5/30   "To lie like Mrs. Mancuso saying that she is pregnant to cover the fact that she's just eating a lot."