2007-2008 Winning Entries
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September 2007
9/10 - 9/14 "As determined as a fanatic to get the new Harry Potter book."
9/17 - 9/21 "To scream like a group of girls at an Elvis concert."
9/24 - 9/28 "As treacherous as getting a nose bleed when you're scuba diving with sharks."
October 2007
10/1 - 10/5 "To feign like saying you hate turkey slop."
10/8 - 10/12 "As easy as finding a Sabres fan in Buffalo."
10/15 - 10/19 "To freak-out like Mr. Kanick and Mrs. Aguglia when they find out the horrible truth...they are TWINS!"
10/22 - 10/26 "As spontaneous as Mr. Kanick liking Canadians."
10/29 - 11/2 "To argue like an old lady in a cookie shop trying to order a turkey sub."
November 2007
11/5 - 11/9 "As evil as Janene stealing all of Mr. Kanick's left shoes, forcing him to walk in circles."
11/19 - 11/30 "To haunt like a turkey after Thanksgiving dinner."
December 2007
12/3 - 12/7 "As fragile as Mrs. Aguglia when you tell her she can't sing."
12/10 - 12/14 "To cringe like the Patriots when they just lost to Miami."
12/17 - 12/21 "As idiotic as wearing a swimsuit to the Ice Bowl."
January 2008
1/7 - 1/11 "To cry like middle aged women while watching a sappy love story."
1/14 - 1/18 "As confused as six eighth graders trying to cover Frank's social textbook."
1/22 - 1/25 "To ruin like a PS3 when someone kicks it."
1/28 - 2/1 "As embarrassing as trying on pants that are too small, at Hot Topic, when your mom comes in to help take them off."
February 2008
2/4 - 2/8 "To frustrate like Mr. Colombo when no one in his first period class answers his questions."
2/11 - 2/15 "As fascinating as how turkey slop is made."
2/25 - 2/29 "To struggle like trying to get the last bit of peanut butter out of the jar."
March 2008
3/3 - 3/7 "As confident as Kanick in a turkey slop eating contest."
3/10 - 3/14 "To disappear like CJ's CD when it hits stores."
3/17 - 3/20 "As creepy as seeing teachers outside of school."
April 2008
4/7 - 4/11 "To whine like everyone in our cafeteria when Mr. Pava says that we have a quiet lunch."
4/21 - 4/25 "As unfortunate as Mr. Kanick forgetting yesterday was turkey slop day."
4/28 - 5/2 "To sweat like a student right before a test they didn't study for."
May 20085/5 - 5/9 "As lucky as someone tripping and falling, then finding a $1,000 bill."
5/12 - 5/16 "To agitate like Mr. Kanick making his entire homeroom writes a simile entry."
5/19 - 5/23 "As awkward as Mr. Kirby saying, 'I'm with child.'"
5/27 - 5/30 "To lie like Mrs. Mancuso saying that she is pregnant to cover the fact that she's just eating a lot."
