2008-2009 Winning Entries


  • September 2008

    9/8 - 9/12  
    "As rough as an old lady's skin on a hot, sunny day in Florida."

    9/22 - 9/26  "To eat like a fat kid in Willy Wonka's factory."

    9/29 - 10/3  "As crazy as the hallways when the eighth graders are going to lunch."

    October 2008

    10/6 - 10/10   "To speak like Daffy Duck after his twelfth cup of coffee."

    10/13 - 10/17  "As far-fetched as a turkey getting revenge on Mr. Kanick."

    10/20 - 10/24  "To exaggerate like Mr. Kanick when he says he can eat the entire solar system if it was filled with turkey slop."

    10/27 - 10/31  "As secretive as the ingredients of hot dogs."

    November 2008

    11/3 - 11/7   "To think like a student trying to come up with something to win the Great American Simile Contest."

    11/10 - 11/14  "As surprising as the Patriots going 16-0 and then losing the Super Bowl."

    11/17 - 11/21 
    "To compete like you're facing Mr. Kanick in a turkey slop eating contest."

    December
    2008

    12/1 - 12/5   "As annoying as when you're playing in the back yard, and you step in dog poo."

    12/8 - 12/11  "To prepare like Mr. Kanick every morning, laughing at the jokes he wants to say at school."

    12/15 - 12/19   "As urgent as when you rush to get that last present on Christmas Eve."

    January 2009

    1/5 - 1/9   "To smile like a student when the last bell rings on the last day of school."

    1/12 - 1/16  "As strict as a father when his daughter goes on her first date."

    1/20 - 1/23  "To brag like my brother when he has no school and I do."

    1/26 - 1/30  "As loud as Rick Jeanneret saying, 'The Sabres scooooorrrrreee!'"

    February 2009

    2/2 - 2/6   "To run like a little kid trying to catch up with the ice cream truck."

    2/9 - 2/13   "As shocking as when Mrs. Claus found out her husband isn't real."

    2/23 - 2/27  "To sleep like Homer Simpson when he's at work at the power plant."

    March 2009

    3/2 - 3/6   "As important as a cell phone to every kid over the age of ten."

    3/9 - 3/13   "To laugh like a kid when he laughs so hard that milk comes out of his nose."

    3/16 - 3/19   "As sweet as the Sabres wining the Stanley Cup."

    3/23 - 3/27   "To act like Mrs. Barone when she pretends to like someone."

    3/30 - 4/3   "As defiant as most guys when told to pick their pants up."

    April 2009

    4/20 - 4/24   "To dance like Terell Owens when he scores his first touchdown in Buffalo."

    4/27 - 5/1   "As lazy as winning the lottery, but never claiming your winnings."

    May 2009


    5/4 - 5/8
      "To cheer like Mr. Kanick when a new season of The Office begins."

    5/11 - 5/15   "As useless as a snow blower in Africa."

    5/18 - 5/22   "To celebrate like a kid when the last bell rings on the last day of school."

    5/25 - 5/29   "As unexpected as a dog running down the hallway, in the morning, during school."