2009-2010 Winning Entries


  • September 2009

    9/8 - 9/11   "As determined as a baby taking his or her first steps."

    9/14 - 9/18  "To scream like a tea kettle when its water is boiling."

    9/21 - 9/25  "As treacherous as getting in a fist fight with the Hulk."

    9/28 - 10/2   "To feign like Mr. Kanick saying he will grow his hair out if we turn in one hundred simile contest entries."

    October 2009

    10/5 - 10/9   "As easy as the Cookie Monster gobbling down six dozen boxes of cookies."

    10/13 - 10/16   "To freak-out like having a spider crawl into your mouth."

    10/19 - 10/23  "As spontaneous as your goldfish starting on fire."

    10/16 - 10/30   "To argue like someone saying the Red Sox are better than the Yankees."

    November 2009

    11/2 - 11/13   "As evil as your teacher assigning homework on Christmas."

    11/16 - 11/20  "To haunt like Mr. Kanick when you don't give him his book back."

    11/23 - 12/4  "As fragile as the lamp from A Christmas Story."

    December 2009

    12/7 - 12/11   "To cringe like a kid watching another kid get sick." 

    12/14 - 12/18   "As idiotic as people who dress their dogs up and carry them around in a purse."

    January 2010

    1/19 - 1/22   "To cry like Mr. Kanick when turkeys go extinct and there's no more turkey slop."

    1/25 - 1/29   "As confused as a person who falls asleep in his bed and wakes up in his neighbor's yard."

    February 2010

    2/1 - 2/5  "To ruin like your parents when they tell you Santa's not real."

    2/8 - 2/12   "As embarrassing as coming into school thinking it's pajama day and it isn't."