October 2010

10/4 - 10/8  "As rough as the bark on a pine tree in the middle of winter."

10/12 - 10/15  "To eat like a dog let loose in a butcher's shop."

10/18 - 10/22  "As crazy as kids after a pep rally."

10/25 - 10/29   "To speak like an auctioneer, auctioning off a prize everyone wants."

November 2010

11/1 - 11/5   "As far-fetched as Mr. Kanick letting us out when the first bell rings."

11/8 - 11/12   "To exaggerate like a four year old was going to die if he/she didn't get a lollipop."

11/15 - 12/19   "As secretive as a super hero hiding his identity."

11/29 - 12/3   "To think like a chess player about to make a move."

December 2010

12/6 - 12/10    "As surprising as Santa shaving."

12/13 - 12/17   "To compete like West going against East for the final football game of the year."

12/20 - 12/23   "As annoying as the guy behind you at a movie theater giving away every surprise."

January 2011

1/3 - 1/7   "To prepare like a high school girl before prom."

1/24 - 1/28   "As urgent as a pregnant woman having to go to the bathroom."

1/30 - 2/4   "To smile like a student when he/she gets up on a school day to find out there is a snow day."

February 2011

2/7 - 2/11  "As strict as Mr. Kanick wen u spelll sumthing rong."

2/14 - 2/18  " To brag like someone in Florida, telling someone in Buffalo about the weather."

2/28 - 3/4   "As loud as the volume of the TV for an eighty year old man."

March 2011

3/7 - 3/11   "To run like a four year old who just drank ten cans of Red Bull."

3/14 - 3/18   "As shocking as a weather man actually giving an accurate forecast."

3/21 - 3/25   "To cry like a baby after crying for six hours."

3/28 - 4/1   "As important as making someone laugh."

April 2011

4/4 - 4/8   "To laugh like a hyena being tickled."

4/11 - 4/15   "As sweet as your first bite of a Hershey bar."

4/25 - 4/29   "To act like a five year old when they find out they're going to Disney World."

May 2011

5/2 - 5/6   "As defiant as a teenager listening to what time his parents tell him to come home."

5/9 - 5/13    "To dance like a little kid doing the 'potty dance.'"

5/16 - 5/20   "As lazy as a college kid with a weekend off."

5/23 - 5/27   "To celebrate like your brother is going off to college and you're getting his room."