2011-2012 Winning Entries


  • September
    2011

    9/19 - 9/23   "As rough as walking on jagged sea shells on the beach."

    9/26 - 9/30   "To eat like a sumo wrestler at a Chinese buffet."

    October 2011

    10/3 - 10/7
     
    "As crazy as Mr. Kanick wearing a hair net."

    10/11 - 10/14   "To speak like a seagull at the beach while you're eating a hot dog."

    10/17 - 10/21  "As far-fetched as Mr. Kanick being a hair model."

    10/24 - 10/28  "To exaggerate like winning $2 on a scratch-off ticket and saying you won the lottery."

    November 2011

    11/1 - 11/10   "As secretive as the lunch ladies when they don't tell you what's in the mystery meat."

    11/14 - 11/18  "To think like a deer with headlights coming at him."

    11/28 - 12/2   "As surprising as when you're about to fall asleep and a spider crawls across your arm."

    December 2011

    12/5 - 12/9
     
    "To compete like two moms in a toy store on black Friday."

    12/12 - 12/16  "As annoying as a car alarm at 5:00 a.m."

    12/19 - 12/23  "To prepare like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve."

    January 2012

    1/3 - 1/6   "As urgent as taking a woman to the hospital because she's about to give birth."

    1/23 - 1/27   "To smile like an old person winning the lottery after eighty years of playing."

    1/30 - 2/3   "As strict as a straight-A student as your partner for a project."

    February 2012

    2/6 - 2/10  "To brag like an old lady who just won $20,000 playing bingo." 

    2/13 - 2/17  "As loud as all of the people counting down to a new year."

    2/27 - 3/2  "To run like a couple in a flowery meadow in a weird movie scene."

    March 2012

    3/5 - 3/9  "As shocking as watching a scary movie and your dad sneaks up behind you and pokes you just as the girl opens the closet door."

    3/12 - 3/16  "To cry like a person when he/she cuts into a fresh onion."

    3/19- 3/23   "As important as not ruining the 'Santa secret' for your little brothers and sisters."

    3/26- 3/30   "To laugh like a five year old when someone farts." 

    April 2012

    4/2 - 4/5   "As sweet as proving Mrs. Barone's math problem incorrect."

    4/16 - 4/20  "To act like you have a bad hand in a game of poker when you have all four aces."

    4/23 - 5/4   "As defiant as walking into class late and asking the teacher why he/she is early."

    May 2012

    5/7 - 5/11
      "To dance like your mom while she's washing the dishes and listening to her MP3."

    5/14 - 5/18   "As lazy at me not wanting to finish thi..."

    5/21 - 5/25   "To celebrate like every kid at West Middle on the last day of school."