9/19 - 9/23   "As rough as walking on jagged sea shells on the beach."

10/11 - 10/14   "To speak like a seagull at the beach while you're eating a hot dog."

10/17 - 10/21  "As far-fetched as Mr. Kanick being a hair model."

10/24 - 10/28  "To exaggerate like winning $2 on a scratch-off ticket and saying you won the lottery."

11/1 - 11/10   "As secretive as the lunch ladies when they don't tell you what's in the mystery meat."

11/14 - 11/18  "To think like a deer with headlights coming at him."

11/28 - 12/2   "As surprising as when you're about to fall asleep and a spider crawls across your arm."

1/3 - 1/6   "As urgent as taking a woman to the hospital because she's about to give birth."

1/23 - 1/27   "To smile like an old person winning the lottery after eighty years of playing."

1/30 - 2/3   "As strict as a straight-A student as your partner for a project."

2/6 - 2/10  "To brag like an old lady who just won $20,000 playing bingo." 

2/13 - 2/17  "As loud as all of the people counting down to a new year."

3/5 - 3/9  "As shocking as watching a scary movie and your dad sneaks up behind you and pokes you just as the girl opens the closet door."

3/12 - 3/16  "To cry like a person when he/she cuts into a fresh onion."

3/19- 3/23   "As important as not ruining the 'Santa secret' for your little brothers and sisters."

3/26- 3/30   "To laugh like a five year old when someone farts." 

4/2 - 4/5   "As sweet as proving Mrs. Barone's math problem incorrect."

4/16 - 4/20  "To act like you have a bad hand in a game of poker when you have all four aces."

4/23 - 5/4   "As defiant as walking into class late and asking the teacher why he/she is early."