2011-2012 Winning Entries
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September 20119/19 - 9/23 "As rough as walking on jagged sea shells on the beach."
9/26 - 9/30 "To eat like a sumo wrestler at a Chinese buffet."
October 2011
10/3 - 10/7 "As crazy as Mr. Kanick wearing a hair net."10/11 - 10/14 "To speak like a seagull at the beach while you're eating a hot dog."
10/17 - 10/21 "As far-fetched as Mr. Kanick being a hair model."
10/24 - 10/28 "To exaggerate like winning $2 on a scratch-off ticket and saying you won the lottery."
November 201111/1 - 11/10 "As secretive as the lunch ladies when they don't tell you what's in the mystery meat."
11/14 - 11/18 "To think like a deer with headlights coming at him."
11/28 - 12/2 "As surprising as when you're about to fall asleep and a spider crawls across your arm."
December 2011
12/5 - 12/9 "To compete like two moms in a toy store on black Friday."
12/12 - 12/16 "As annoying as a car alarm at 5:00 a.m."
12/19 - 12/23 "To prepare like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve."
January 20121/3 - 1/6 "As urgent as taking a woman to the hospital because she's about to give birth."
1/23 - 1/27 "To smile like an old person winning the lottery after eighty years of playing."
1/30 - 2/3 "As strict as a straight-A student as your partner for a project."
February 20122/6 - 2/10 "To brag like an old lady who just won $20,000 playing bingo."
2/13 - 2/17 "As loud as all of the people counting down to a new year."
2/27 - 3/2 "To run like a couple in a flowery meadow in a weird movie scene."
March 20123/5 - 3/9 "As shocking as watching a scary movie and your dad sneaks up behind you and pokes you just as the girl opens the closet door."
3/12 - 3/16 "To cry like a person when he/she cuts into a fresh onion."
3/19- 3/23 "As important as not ruining the 'Santa secret' for your little brothers and sisters."
3/26- 3/30 "To laugh like a five year old when someone farts."
April 20124/2 - 4/5 "As sweet as proving Mrs. Barone's math problem incorrect."
4/16 - 4/20 "To act like you have a bad hand in a game of poker when you have all four aces."
4/23 - 5/4 "As defiant as walking into class late and asking the teacher why he/she is early."
May 2012
5/7 - 5/11 "To dance like your mom while she's washing the dishes and listening to her MP3."
5/14 - 5/18 "As lazy at me not wanting to finish thi..."
5/21 - 5/25 "To celebrate like every kid at West Middle on the last day of school."
