2012-2013 Winning Entries


  • September 2012

    9/10 - 9/21   "As rough as Mr. Kanick's life without turkey slop."

    9/24 - 9/28   "To eat like a hungry, scrawny dog taken in by a family."

    October 2012

    10/1 - 10/5  "As crazy as a cat on catnip."

    10/8 - 10/12  "To speak like someone with a mouth full of food, spitting it at you."

    10/15 - 10/19  "As far-fetched as Chuck Norris losing a fight."

    10/22 - 10/26  "To exaggerate like Mr. Kanick saying he has the best hair in the world."

    10/29 - 11/2  "As secretive as kids when their mom asks what they're doing and they say, 'Nothing,' and giggle."

    November 2012

    11/5 - 11/9
     
    "To think like Albert Einstein at a science convention."

    11/12-11/21 
    "As surprising as a dog actually eating your homework."

    11/26-11/30  "To compete like a runner who really has to go pee during a race."

    December 2012

    12/3 - 12/7   "As annoying as when a student starts talking when the teacher starts talking."


    12/10 - 12/13
      
    "To prepare like a mom the day before vacation."

    12/17 - 12/21  
    "As urgent as an EMT trying to save someone's life."

    January 2013

    1/2 - 1/18
      "To smile like a kid getting a good grade on a test."

    1/22 - 1/25   "As strict as a teacher from the 1800's."

    1/28 - 2/1   "To brag like someone who just beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling."

    February 2013

    2/4 - 2/8  "As loud as a screech when two microphones touch."

    2/11 - 3/15 
    "To run like a student who has to go from the 900 wing to the 800 wing."

    2/11 - 3/15  
    "As shocking as your lap top bursting into flames while you are doing your online math homework."

    March 2013

    3/4 - 3/8
     
    "To cry like Mr. Kanick's soul every time 'like' is used out of context, like totally."


    3/11 - 3/15  
    "As important as getting your wife to the hospital before she has the baby."


    April 2013

    4/8 - 4/12  "To laugh like a baby playing peek-a-boo."

    4/22 - 5/26   "As sweet as finding a check from Bill Gates with no name or money amount on it."

    4/29 - 5/3  "To act like a person laughing when their friend is telling them a stupid joke and they think it's funny."

    May 2013

    5/6 - 5/10   "As defiant as a kid on the ELA test when the teachers says, 'Triple check.'"


    5/13 - 5/17   "To dance like Mrs. Barone when she gets to fail a kid."

    5/20 - 5/24   "As lazy as a kid who peels off the stickers off a Rubik's cube and puts them back on so it looks like he won.'"

    5/28 - 5/17    "To celebrate like mission control when Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon."