2012-2013 Winning Entries
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September 20129/10 - 9/21 "As rough as Mr. Kanick's life without turkey slop."
9/24 - 9/28 "To eat like a hungry, scrawny dog taken in by a family."
October 2012
10/1 - 10/5 "As crazy as a cat on catnip."10/8 - 10/12 "To speak like someone with a mouth full of food, spitting it at you."
10/15 - 10/19 "As far-fetched as Chuck Norris losing a fight."
10/22 - 10/26 "To exaggerate like Mr. Kanick saying he has the best hair in the world."
10/29 - 11/2 "As secretive as kids when their mom asks what they're doing and they say, 'Nothing,' and giggle."
November 2012
11/5 - 11/9 "To think like Albert Einstein at a science convention."
11/12-11/21 "As surprising as a dog actually eating your homework."11/26-11/30 "To compete like a runner who really has to go pee during a race."
December 2012
12/3 - 12/7 "As annoying as when a student starts talking when the teacher starts talking."
12/10 - 12/13 "To prepare like a mom the day before vacation."
12/17 - 12/21 "As urgent as an EMT trying to save someone's life."
January 2013
1/2 - 1/18 "To smile like a kid getting a good grade on a test."1/22 - 1/25 "As strict as a teacher from the 1800's."
1/28 - 2/1 "To brag like someone who just beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling."
February 2013
2/4 - 2/8 "As loud as a screech when two microphones touch."
2/11 - 3/15 "To run like a student who has to go from the 900 wing to the 800 wing."
2/11 - 3/15 "As shocking as your lap top bursting into flames while you are doing your online math homework."
March 2013
3/4 - 3/8 "To cry like Mr. Kanick's soul every time 'like' is used out of context, like totally."
3/11 - 3/15 "As important as getting your wife to the hospital before she has the baby."
April 2013
4/8 - 4/12 "To laugh like a baby playing peek-a-boo."4/22 - 5/26 "As sweet as finding a check from Bill Gates with no name or money amount on it."
4/29 - 5/3 "To act like a person laughing when their friend is telling them a stupid joke and they think it's funny."
May 2013
5/6 - 5/10 "As defiant as a kid on the ELA test when the teachers says, 'Triple check.'"
5/13 - 5/17 "To dance like Mrs. Barone when she gets to fail a kid."
5/20 - 5/24 "As lazy as a kid who peels off the stickers off a Rubik's cube and puts them back on so it looks like he won.'"
5/28 - 5/17 "To celebrate like mission control when Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon."
